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POSTPONED
January 12th, 2007
Just have to gather some final thoughts.
But I have to study.. fuckass. | | |
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LET'S PLAY CHARADES
January 10th, 2007
Summer's inspiration:
1 word. 2 syllabyls.
 
Upon reading the lovely magazines now available to me in the bathroom (salle de bains!), I've noticed the disparities between mens' and womens' magazines.
The ratio of scantily-clad women to men in each are expectedly different and goes without saying.. (¬_¬)
With each issue, reading cover to cover, I feel more enlightened on the stereotypical human male's mind. Some articles are very imforming and offer insight as to how I should comply during certain situations. "It's just for Us, Baby - Six Rules for Making the Ultimate Sex Tape" offers their guys tips to ease a girl into bed with the camera rolling, which angle to use, and even 1 special deed to closeup on O_o
But if I learn anything from reading celebrity gossip day in and day out (drooling at Hotness1&2, crying in public, and how to get drunk - the right way) it's that LC's a big bitch, Jason's a loser-creeper who may still be going out with Stephanie Tanner, and all the footage of anyone out there sucks. Especially yours, Kim Kardashian. Don't worry you're still pretty.
Whereas other articles are just LOLerific. Re: the articles in last month's Maxim "How can I survive a mountain lion attack?". Are you kidding me?! What a waste of print space and ink!!
So I came to thinking. I leave my Cosmos and CG!s around the house too. If a guy were to pick it up would he read invaluable articles like Gyno101 and Pretty Hair Tricks and think them as rubbish?
The only conclusion I have thus come to is something I already know. Big whoop: Magazines are a bigass waste of money $$$
( Marion won't you share a subcription with me?? *sad face )
Besides the advice is repetitive and contractory. One issue you may have the clap. Next issue you'll be breast cancer-positive.
Not to mention the hairstyles are so fug.
I returned the FCUK dress. Okay, well not yet but I was gonna go today but I woke up late and was too lazy. (=__=')
But maybe on Tuesday when we don't have work.
So for now, long live the Club Monaco dress!
Greg and I were talking about how CM is getting better these days. And it is!
Remember back in the day when girls just wore their simple Club Monaco t-shirts/long sleeves?
Yeah, that was really ugly and i'm so glad I didn't ever imburse that. [Mine]
Course, it don't fit me like that^ =/
But now with the FCUK dress gone, what am I going to wear to Randy's convocation?? (╥_╥)
dundundunnnn..
/wei, you two. Check your e-mail(s) | | |
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HEY, WHERE ARE YOU ..?
June 7th, 2007
I'm not sure what to say or where to say it but:
Like you did the other day, just call. I'm here. haoma?
On the other hand. Dont' talk to me I don't want to go there. I hate that place. With YOU especially. You ruined it for me.
You think b/c it's over everything is fine and dandy. Because I won't say anything.
Shut the hell up go cry to your preggo wife.
No one cares if you wear "tighter pants" and that you need high-end briefs.
Talk like that does not turning me on. It makes you sound like a dumbass creeper.
Bitch, please.
I like boxers better, anyway. | | |
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JAM PACKED
January 3rd, 2007
Nope, it's not mine. He's just on the cover of a 2007 puppy calendar at The Book Company in Oakridge. Too bad though, he's really cute! If he were mine, I would name him.. Mc..Doggie? (=__=')
..and he could be friends with Cheerio and have playdays! By that time, Felicia and I should both be out of the doghouse and afford to splurge randomly at Dress Your Pet. yeahyeahyeah. For now, I can only dream.
 
I woke up late so we didn't watch Night at the Museum. (>_<) ..notice how sleep gets in the way of everything?? AHAHAHA ..hahh. I haven't been to Zellars for a LONG time. Remember in grade 9 (?) when we (I) tried skateboarding ..while the thing was still in the box?? I do. b/c the stockboy (man?) came into our aisle and gave us (me) disapproving looks. It was the time you guys wanted to buy me a huge spongebob O_o "..you're not my boyfriend!!"
I'm not quite sure what that [^] thing is but "COOL! It's a snowboarding skateboard! Aww, I want oneeee." -wc should explain it.
DOLLIES
We were really there to buy a toothbrush but how can you not go to the toy section? I LOVE LEGO Unfortunately, the Zellars Lego aisle was kind of disappointing (-_-") Do I really want to oooh & ahhh over a Lego Spongebob made of 20 puzzling blocks? Yeah, not really. Girl toys these days have changed though. The smiley, innocent-cheerleader-but-really-a-slut faced Barbie of our days are gone. Now it's Evil Bitch with Wings Barbie, Paris & Nicole Barbie, and special edition Barbie sluts: BratZZzzzz
Even seemingly innocent mythical animals, such as this unicorn re-invented in the original Teddy Bear form, cannot escape today's pro-sex (^ 3^) society -- leading a cuddly, beany life full of only hopeful but forever false owners (false, b/c it is so damn fugly. who would want to buy it?).
The message of this non-TY/sanrio/sanrio-x creation: ..unnhhhh!! Meessoo hORNNYYYY
After exploring most of the mall, we head to Artizia (b/c maybe those darn R&R jeans went on sale.. from when I last checked.. like yesterday.. (╥_╥).. ) where you would least expect to find children. However, do not be fooled!! These kids were not mere children.
 They are those perfect kids you imagine to be your own one day when you are rich enough to play dress up (Posh Mondays, Sporty Tuesdays, Baby Wednesdays ..Ginger Thursdays??) with them, all the while financing extra-cirriculars like hockey & winter X-treme sports (boy) or piano & swimming (girl). I mean, JUST LOOK AT THAT BOY'S LITTLE JACKET!! mtsk'awww..! *mine!
While these two.. Hmm.. cute. but no thanks =]
  
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Trying on glasses at white people places is kinda hassle-y. They lock the displays to everything!! ..well the ones people would actually want to try-on.
Luckily, we had better luck at Aberdeen, later on.
But for now, since we are still at Oakridge, regard:
  On the left: Coach Soho Small. My splurge for 2007. Hopefully, before summer --but Soho Large. OHOHOHO On the right: doggie collars =] =] =] felicaaaa
PILLOW CLOCKS ..cute!!
And b/c I am lazy, for your clicking and loading pleasure, folks =]
    
    
1. Square-nosed bunny @ Hallmark. Cute b/c it is kinda ugly.
2. Some house on Will's street. Yay, cool outside lights. Boo, camera quality.
3. Samarai Sushi House (604-325-8597) Party Tray A.
4. Will's mom & Lolo, Iris' friend eat with us.
5. "Eat this, it's the world's best chocolate" -will's mom in all earnsty. To which Lolo replied after taking a bite: "it was good. But wasn't the world's best chocolate" LOL (also quite earnst).
6. Iris & Lolo before heading off to Caprice.
7. Calbee chillin' in the Lego 430.
8. Will's Swiss Army knife.
9. the cut that resulted after handling Will's Swiss Army knife.
10. Their amazing christmas tree.
So, after that slew of photos, ready for the other half?
AE PARTY THINGERR
 On our way to his house, Will lost his wallet on the bus ='c
Luckily, we called translink and filed a missing items report. The lady was so nice! She phoned me back 3 times b/c my reception is shit!! =]
It usually takes 2-3 days. but she called back yesterday. Go, Translink lady!!
Off to the AE party/John's coporate farewell. Will dropped me off at Joyce and John picked me up at Lougheed. Sue showed me her tattoo in the car. I'm sure you've all seen it on pro-ana/mia sites. In latin it means "that which nurishes me, destroys me" ie. food. sighh and there were some other things I noticed in the picture while resizing.. what can you do though. Anyways, FRIGGIN' BITCH STOLE MY ANATOMIC LOCATION!! >:E AND she smokes now (ò_ó) BOOOOOO!!!
Wishing you and yours a happy holidays, Live Your Life American Eagle Store 945. blehhh
 Despite what it's named, it's "er-body" minus moi. (^o^) I really don't like drinking. Really.
Plus I had a feeling John was gonna drink and I'd rather I drive us then Drunk John drive us. and *DINGDINGDING! I was right =] This [^] couch of people was pretty much perma-pose for the night. So it was easy to get lotsa candid shots. OHOHOHO Except everyone keeps trying to sucker me into getting facebook.. ..NEVERRRARRRRRRR!!!!!
LOL Daca (Deg-gah) was telling me about this last week but I don't watch news so I didn't get it.
Now I do and it's hilarious. And Daca ALWAYS wears a backward baseball cap.
Live your life, Serial Gropper.
YOU ALREADY KNOW I WANNA FUUUUCK YOU
Amanda recieved a pretty racy text. "I wish you were here right now so I could fuck you. To make up for last time" =o AMANDA!
Except, it was sent to her by accident from a close friend. LOLOL how embarrassing for the guy! Which sparked the "craziest sex-text recieved" convo.
METRO BUDDIES IN LOVE =]
The other couch of 8. Don't know anyone here.
WHO DRANK IT BETTER?
 
pitting ae sales ass. against ae sales ass; pinay against half-pinay.
My vote goes for Marnel (left) b/c i'm not quite sure what the other girl's name is.. (.-.)??
Our Assistant Manager, Nicole Stevens and August's EOTM, Brett Tratch, pose.
Clicky.
Amanda's gonna be an even hotter biatch once we get those braces off!!
This is my friend Lyle. He's cool, half Philipino, and half Chinese-see.
He recently did his hair. I like it. He likes mine =]
And gets discount at the Puma store (If I should ever choose to buy anything Puma)
Extended limb orgy via the digital camera. Be safe, kids. DON'T BE SILLY! WRAP YOUR WILLY!
FINAL IMPRESSIONS
..everyone is just really, really drunk (°_o)
On the other hand I LOVE LOUGHEED. k, so maybe I didn't even know where AE was in the beginning or even the bathrooms for that matter. And I still haven't found the mall directory yet.. but I bet you Lougheed doesn't even have a map because.. it's.. so small?
There's a WalMart (I will never set foot in that store!)?!?!!? The manager of London Drugs is 14 and wears butterfly clips in her hair(!!). Most of our customers hale from Pitt Meadows and Port Moody and I think that's in BC's Interior. I ask, they look confused (-_-), I look confused. They give disapproving looks (¬_¬), I give disapproving looks, repeat. \(^o^)/
 The store people are nice and aren't snobs. They don't kiss your ass nor do they treat you as the shit that comes out of theirs either. (^,,^)
Good luck this semester, everyone! ("\(.:...:.)/") or i'll fart on you | | |
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BAKE & HANG
January 2nd, 2007
4:57am My once-awesome sleep schedule has once again been ruined ='c
..but my room is clean?? heehee.
 I decided to get caught up on current events b/c didn't even know Saddam Hussain was hanged until the afternoon of (>_<). If anyone cares, I really don't think hanging Saddam was right at all. Footage of a world leader being hanged on YouTube?? Are you kidding me?! It was so degrading. They didn't even cover his face!!! ugh. Then you get to see some crap close-up of a dead dicator, yay. EVERYONE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR CATASTROPHIC EVENTS TO COME *wootwoot. ¯\(¬_¬)
   Thinking about such matters is heavy on the heart -- I needed to bake.
Luckily, I still had just enough white chocolate and macademia nuts left over from New Year's Eve (LOL MR. DIARREHA LONG) for one last batch. THEY TURNED OUT SOO GOOD!! yay. I even wrapped those [^^^] for Johnny, my neighbour (cuz white chocolate chip mac. is his fav =]), but then I kinda got hungry around 6 LOL and ate one? I like giving things in multiples of 3. So like. Totally couldn't give the other two b/c wtf, TWO cookies?! Yeah, no. I don't think so.
The Snowboarding Kids were gonna get the rest but then I kinda just slept after my little political baking escapade until..late.. sorry, Jeff. =\
DINNER WITH DAD
sucked. ass. times. five. (ò_ó)
I don't even want to talk about it, it was so shitty. He didn't even say thanks for the present I got him. The man should just die in a small, itty, bitty hole for his small, itty, bitty, asian-man body. blehhh
The food was good tho: korean. | | |
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